if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
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Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
I could not actually bring myself to utter the phrase "donkey cock" in front of my father. Not possible.
My new year's resolution was to squirt this year. I only have four months left. Help.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
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hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
The attempted closet masturbation was unforgivable.
That was the most fucked up I've ever seen him. He had the fucking Canola Oil!
Dude just the look on his face when she sat down next to him, threw one leg over his, and just said "so..." was fucking amazing
Drake has all the answers
The first thing I did when I got to the apartment was masturbate on the couch
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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