Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
If you are in NYC and not seeing anyone, you should come fucke me now because:1 i am not in love with you anymore, 2 i am drunk enough where i won't feel the n eed to kisx you awardly to avoid your beard, 3we have unfinished business that i wpn't get -assed unyil orgass have been had, 4 i really really want to
I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
I recommend we watch the Super Bowl together and have celebratory sex if we win. Good news is I don't have a team I dislike so were guaranteed a win.
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
He tried to get me to go back to his place on the condition that he has 6 cats. I was very tempted but I said no. Hoping to go see the cats tomorrow
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