Her best guy friend really had a thing for her all along.... Now we're back together and he's gone Dawson's Creek with his away messages.
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
If the blowjob was before the wedding, we're not technically related, right?
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
In hindsight following that black guy in the ghostbusters costume was a terrible decision on everyone's part
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
It's no shave November. This is our time.
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Welcome to my Tuesday when my lesbian ex girlfriend shows up unexpectedly and gets me drunk and then leaves
(440): please tell me you didn't have sex in my dress.. IT'S A VIRGIN DRESS.
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
It's only awkward the first ten minutes you realize it's not your house.
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