Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
I just woke up entirely naked on top of a pile of some guy's laundry on his bedroom floor.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I may hire someone just to sell my family the drugs they keep asking me for. It's cutting into my doing drugs time.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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