dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
five cans of playdoh and a game of guess whose penis ...
Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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