yeah my walk of shame consisted of driving on the wrong side of the road at 6am still drunk with cum drying in my hair and left eye.
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Found my puke from September encrusted to the floor under the dresser while cleaning before move out ..... Oh Freshman year
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
who knew that a girl that let me piss on her within 20 minutes of meeting her would get upset i couldn't remember her name.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
i was really disappointed no one would drink beer from our cleavage last night except for us
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I'm naked on my couch and just ate a chip that was in my belly button.. my 20s have been weird.
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
Fun fact: I came home from the riverboat without my panties. And woke up with a different pair on.
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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