I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Just kissed her with a dip in my mouth... She was either too drunk to notice or too cool to care
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
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As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
I puked right in front of him after winning beer olympics and he still hooked up with me. My life is so easy.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
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I woke up wearing a headband made of condoms. It was supposed to be a crown for the "prettiest fag hag" award I won last night. There is lube in my hair. I'm going back to sleep
Im wearing a bra. Made of paint.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
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