Drunk x Brooklyn = problems getting home. If I don't make it you can have my computer and my bitches. You're welcome.
so that wasnt chicken after all
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
Roller skating + drunkeness + peeing = mess
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
I don't think he knows what shame means anymore. He gave some bar slut his sisters Tiffanys necklace, in exchange for anal.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
I had a dream about masturbating with toys I can't afford.
My sex life and finances are equally in shambles.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Took my nervous poop earlier then expected it's gonna be a good day
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