3.50 mugs at the bar.
Nah man, im with an ugly chick. Im waiting til everyone's drunk enough tonight, they don't notice.
How ugly, and does she have friends?
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
CAN I EVER JUST MAKE OUT EITH SOMEONE AND NOT GET FRIEND REQUESTED BY THEM THE NEXT DAY.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
Did you just send me an ass picture with a quote from the lion king?
What are you gonna do about it?
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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