i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
Disgusting. If I saw her naked my dick would pack up his balls and leave.
The liquor store wont accept checks from us anymore.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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