You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
How external is "for external use only"?
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
You stocked up?
No actually didn’t get a chance. If you wouldn’t mind bringing me a brownie and a bottle of Jameson that’d be nice
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