Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the girl i fucked last night woke up this morning, disoriented and looked at me, and said "oh, you're hot." and went back to sleep.
He shit in the bushes next to the pool at the Venetian, after throwing up in the hallway. You really can do anything in Vegas.
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
I need a nap, Harry Potter movies, and dick in this exact order after work.
Besides, I don't need any more men there who have seen my tits. #bearwatch2014
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
If it makes you feel better he's in the stall next to me and I'm taking a diabolical shit. He's complaining
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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