So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
my lips still taste like vagina
so you liked breakfast?
ehh, still wish we woulda went to IHOP instead
according to the woman who took my blood today, i have "party veins"
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
Just say its a British thing. They wont know Its not. And if they say you're not British, proposition them for a post-sex game of cricket.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
all night she kept rolling over and mumbling something about wanting an extendable retractable urethra.
You know that thing where you wouldn't typically eat ass but you're in love with him so you want to eat his ass, because it's HIS ass
I went to the hospital to have my arm checked out, and they already knew the story. They gave me props for posting photos on facebook before even coming to the hospital.
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
He bent me in ways I couldn't imagine.. and im a gymnast.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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