Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
He was president of his frat and had a clap on disco ball in his room... or course I slept with him
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Dude, fate has brought her to your penis.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
If I die tonight somebody's going to have to let all my tinder matches know.
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
I woke up completely naked in a mint condition 71 chevelle in someones garage. What.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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