I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
He called me "the Joe Montana of blowies." Not sure if that is an accomplishment or an insult, but going off of the amount of condensation on the windows of my car, I'm gonna just do a little touchdown dance and pass out.
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
Nope if you can't be there for me emotionally, then my vagina can't be there for you physically. That's my rule.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
I woke up this morning and had to retrieve my clothes from the flagpole, they were using my boxers as a makeshift rally flag for drinking. Yeah last night was a success.
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
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