maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
The stoned girl at the dining hall just handed me a single chicken wing and insisted that she's "unable to procure more rations"
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
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