hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
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Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
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He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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