Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I have to brush my teeth today to feel like I did something.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
for future reference: even when 4 loko is flat it still fucks you up. im near a tree. come find me.
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Any man who has a face like that and a bike, deserves a vagina like yours permanently.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
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