Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
He's at the gym. He likes to get high and swim cause it makes him feel like a fish.
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I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
omg i just made best friends with a deer. Im like the drunk santa clause.
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
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and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
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