i just dont know how to see an unattractive person as more than a friend
I told my rommate that he was pissing on his bed. He said "ok man" and took a step backwards and continued. He then went back to bed.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
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I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
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Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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