She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
I may also break bread with strippers. Because it is passover.
My girlfriend and my fuck buddy both started their periods this weekend. The good news is, neither of them are pregnant. The bad news is, I'll have to find someone else to fuck til next weekend. No wait.....that's good news too.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
All I want to do is drink an excessive amount of free alcohol bought from strange men, while taking frequent trips to the bathroom to snort an assortment of illicit drugs off dirty toilet seats. Break cannot get here quick enough...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
