That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
Also, did that cop draw hearts on everyone's hands last night?
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
please tell me we weren't that bad as freshmen
i can't, we're worse now
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
I am not a slut. I'm just very open with how much I love to have sex. Stop judging.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
Now that you have a boyfriend, can I have my vibrator back?
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