I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
there was 4 little kids screaming in high pitched voices at the top of their lungs at the sox game and their mom just leaned over to me and said 'if thats not birth control i dont know what is'
Just called my mom. She definitely saw all those fb statuses so thanks for that.
Haha did she know what fisting meant?
Yeah. Which is upsetting in itself
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Okay. I really need to get out of this guys bed and get home. It's two in the afternoon. He's not even HERE.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
His truck was very sexy. Unfortunately, shortly thereafter, I discovered that the whole overcompensating thing is very true...
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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