So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
he emptied an entire bag of goldfish onto the bed and rolled around yelling the theme to jaws trying to eat them
Why hello there Olivia! How are you today on this fine and most wonderful morning full of magic and adventure and awesomeness?
Someone just got laid.
He gets creativity points for the hot sauce. But it may be awhile until my nipples forgive him
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
He was ugly. Like horse ugly. But he was built for power, not for speed.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
That is cause you are some weird type of mutant that lives off of Alcohol.
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
It's days like today that make me happy I'm not a porn star.
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