I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
and this is why I hate my dad. He got 25x more angry with me when I wanted to drive a different route then he suggested to get to his house (more scenic- thus more enjoyable) then he did when I told him I was driving drunk with 4 people in the car and I got my 5th speeding ticket last night.
Why didn't you tell me that Dad was a registered sex offender?
We were going to tell you eventually, how'd you find out?
Our school resource officer showed us how to use Family Watchdog and pulled up his picture.
P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
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I don't understand how he can't hear himself snoring, but he'll wake up to me sneaking m&m's from my junk food stash beside the bed...
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I THINK I JUST JOINED A GANG. PLEASE PICK ME UP.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
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THEY AREN'T MARRIED. PUT ON YOUR HOMEWRECKING PANTIES AND GET TO WORK. NO EXCUSES.
Nothing says "back to school" like walking in the first day with a hangover
what's your room number? I've never been there sober...
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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