hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
my girlfriend just informed me I need to get tested and so do you
girlfriend?
this isnt the person you just texted but i have her phone. she disappeared when the bacon came home and she hasn't returned since.
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MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think we should bring back the casual nipple tassel
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
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She kept grabbing my head and told my faces to stop shaking.. Also, she kept whispering something about seeing flowers in my eyes.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
At some point he mentioned fried rice and take out... I don't think we know how sexting works
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
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