i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
i think blowjobs on the first date are perfectly acceptable. as long as you dont go dick to mouth.
I need to buy a mesh tank top to fit in in Florida. Where do they even sell that shit?
Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
im not sure. I kicked him in the ear last night trying to kick a plastic cup off his head to prove I can kick higher than anyone.
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
He just pulled out my weave during sex....needless to say I'm embarrassed and in need of another shot pronto
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
I'm just glad you didn't end up in Staten Island
I woke up naked holding a taco. My ass couldn't even make it to my bed let alone Staten Island
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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