so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
dude, I just walked in on your little brother changing clothes...I'm ashamed to say I noticed, but that kid has as MASSIVE cock...
Yeah...we all know. it's the elephant in the room at family gatherings.
that is a frighteningly accurate metaphor for it.
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Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Unless you can blow me and bake me a pie at the same time, im not impressed.
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While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
I had a dream that my roommate walked in on me masturbating and I hissed "I'm not stopping this orgasm train for the likes of you" and just kept going
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
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