Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
Hippo gnu deer
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
My brain and heart say thanks but my vagina isn't super pleased with you right now
My butthole probably tastes like a Cinnabon right now
Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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