in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
Seeing Harry Potter 3D stoned: Pro- giant redheads w/cute accents. Con-weeping for stoners who only had Pink Floyd laser shows.
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dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
sorry for covering your dog in whipped cream. his bark made it sound like he wanted it.
He was showing him the picture of the 40 year old woman he made out with in Florida, turns out Chris made out with the same woman.
Go her
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
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You know it was a good night when you're lying on the couch in your pjs at 4pm having a pitcher of ice water for breakfast.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
Haha, how do I word that nicely? "You got me to the edge of no return twice and failed to let me orgasm, therefore you owe me chicken nuggets or hot wings. Your decision"
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
The girls said some drunk guy in footie pajamas was asking for me when they opened the doors. I thought we agreed you were gonna stay home and microwave me some bacon.
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