porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he mailed me a thank you note for the blowjob.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You said "It's ok guys, I know I'm not really a turtle" and then tried walking on the lake.
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
Fyi your toilet is not contaminated. We'd have to scissor pretty hard to pass what I got.
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
Randomize