the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
Just traded a samurai sword for some drugs. It's gonna be one random ass night
I think I'm going to make a pina klonopin before class.
Also, you peed on your hand last night. Id just like to point that out
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
Why did the sexual harassment class show a clip from frozen?
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
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