question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
We enjoyed our moment of partial gayness together
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
I woke up at 5am to tell him I wanted to take his dick on la Tour de France, I might need a nap later
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
It stopped being casual for me when I waxed my vagina for you
On the plus side, he ate me out and gave me an orgasm. But he also talked about robots during sex and mispronounced it like the dad in the goldbergs and called them “robits”
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