low key just jizzed in a chinese food container
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Everything's a blur with pockets full of jello
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
The Olympian is in my bed
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
He is 6'5, went to a Christian school and he's a violinist....I'm going to fuck the jesus right out of him.
My drug dealer just told me goodnight...I still don't know his name. But I guess you can say we've moved to the next step.
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