you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
so, i drunkenly called my religious roomie because i was lost and told her if she couldn't come find me, jesus would condemn her to hell for not leading me to the light .. too much?
And then he asked the cop "shall i shut off the lady gaga?" as he was being frisked.
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Nypd just made jon and hayes chug their forties.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
i ordered a pipe on amazon, and under recommended items, it gave me a top hat. it knows me better than my parents.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
You know I've done a lot of messed up stuff. But I never thought I would have to put a bandaid on my dick. Yet here we are.
Do you remember last night?
Just that I fell down a hill with my penis out and the emt talked to me.
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