I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
I woke up naked this morning and I found out that I thought I was Adam last night and Eve was my wife so I ran naked saying I was in the Garden of Eden and I could shit wherever I wanted.....too bad the garden was in my friends apt.......I spent the morning cleaning and have reached a new low
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
my periods are so regular now that they are sync-ed with my subscriptions of vogue.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Tomorrow's thirsty thursday is now sponsored by the three time champion, chemisty failure. celebration starts asap.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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