I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
i woke up in the lobby of Holiday Inn on a chair sitting up straight
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
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sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Tostitos Scoops as shot glasses. Eat for chaser.
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
We literally played a game called pass the child which consisted of us shitfaced tossing the 5 year old birthday boy at each other
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
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I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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