They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
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Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
Was that not clear on Friday when I nearly deapthroated two ice cubes?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
YOU TOLD ME THAT YOU CAUGHT A TAXI HOME. SARAH SAID THE POLICE DROPPED YOU OFF.
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I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
College has done two things for me. Given me the confidence to blow my nose in public and shit in public
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Y'all let us switch shirts in the middle of 200 people....why did you let me get this drunk by noon?
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