Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
She seriously needs to find another hobby other than bouncing on cock.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
all we need is a shotglass and a helicopter.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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