Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
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like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
It'll be like a meth lab. But with jello.
Our fuck buddy relationship took a turn for the worst after we were drunk and I punched him in the face when he asked for a three some with my best friend.
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I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
The sad part is that if I don't get a random pic of your balls or ass or both every month, I start to worry that we're not friends anymore
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
While strippers were eating ones out of my boobs, several sources claimed trump shared classified info with the russians. We should get hammered on Mondays more often, bitch.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
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