no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Dude. The only thing that I use less than my dick is my tennis racket. We need to play.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
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