I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
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walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
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It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
If my drunken penis pic is ever to be forgiven id like to start over with all that
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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