i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
he is allergic to cats. we can only glue dog hair on him. otherwise he might die and i dont want to be responsible for that.
ahaha ok
let's call it "werewolfing"
Eh, not fuck buddies. I prefer sexercise partner.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
I need a burrito and a hug.
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
You're a wizard. You are a master of disguise. You are beautiful. I love you.
I do not recommend playing football on LSD like at all
Randomize
