Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
Nothing says I've got my life together like buying a jumbo bottle of 7$ wine in sweat pants on a monday night
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
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he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Her vagina smelled like pancake batter. That's all you need to know.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
Dude. Some drunk chick just put an Aussie hat on me and was screaming at me in German. Her friends had to drag her away. Point being, I now have a cool hat.
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
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who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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