it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
i thought i'd fucked her to death. no lie. she just stopped moving.
Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
Also, since I switched back to this phone I've found a crop of dick pics and your funeral arrangements.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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