I like to think it a success when the cops are called
Words of wisdom-never eat a peanut-butter covered banana on a construction site ever again
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Is that a tongue signal to get over there? That's how my two heads are taking it.
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
They are going to name an STD after you.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
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