He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
She transformed our coors light pitcher we stole from the bar into a fruit basket...
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
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I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Starting St Patrick's Weekend, non stop flights on Pacific Whorelines to the scenic HotMessXpress. Get the cougars ready, it's gonna get weird.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
30 year old woman with braces and crocs came into the store today with her boyfriend. what am I doing wrong.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
You snapped me at 3am drunk laying on your floor asking if I knew how we couldn't have predicted the housing crisis.
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
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