her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
don't go back without me... they'll know i'm pooping.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
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Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
If we had kids we couldn't come home, get high and watch porn together. And that's like the only reason I get up in the morning
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
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She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
last night i fell off a barstool and busted my nose. i can regretfully say that i didn't see cherub last night.
I love her so much I can forgive her for wearing crocs
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
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