I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
My porch is a mess of peanut butter and tostitos...thanks for that.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
I want a grilled cheese and an IV
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
Do what? I was just saying that at some point there's a chance I'll have a boner. Think of it like a guessing game. "Does he have one now?"
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I broke out the Krispy Kreme, and am possibly having random internet sex in less than an hour. I think I got this breakup under control.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
He walked up to anal ring toss like he was going to win you a teddy bear
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
All I remember is grabbing a random guys dick at the bar and him just saying thank you and us taking a shot together
Stop calling him just to say, "my vagina misses you."
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
Randomize
