you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
i wrote down the address for planned parenthood on the back of the receipt for the condom that broke
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
Children cease to be precious when they crap their shorts in the pool I exercise at.
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
Randomize
