...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
my life has come down to walking through campus and wondering if every guy is the random i made out with saturday
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
Sex is always the answer.
Especially if the question is: what have I not had this year?
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
You could totally spank that new found Catholicism out of him.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
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