I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
That's the last time you call me to prove to some girl at a bar that you're English. It's bad enough that you actually get to fuck them because of it without having to wake me up to seal the deal.
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What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
Mom just posted ur drunk pix from Cancun in the newly made "My not-so-fantastic son" album. Thought you should know.
It's taking 3 penises to fill the hole he left in my heart.
Just had a threesome with a hot Turkish guy and an even hotter French lawyer. This what happens when I travel alone. You have only yourself to blame for this.
She needs sedatives and a leash
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just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
Yes be both agreed it was the worst sex in the history of fornication, so I asked him to sign the condom wrapper so I could frame it as a reminder to NEVER sleep with him again
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
Thanks for not letting me get involved with a serial killer. That's true friendship
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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