He was crying to my sister about feeling like a bad person. Then he groped my breasts.
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
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The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
Sudden memory flashback: drunk me outside ripping my tampon out and throwing it into the neighbors yard, silently cheering 'time for sexxxx'. I sense a dangerous pattern emerging
I woke up with a piece of pizza duct taped too my hand and a paragraph written on my chest. Good night is say
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
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I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
and then after the older sorority girl asked me his name she said "he gave me the rest of his mcdonalds and I decided to go home with him. it was the best that I could hope for my night"
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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