Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
Last night I fell down in the street (I think in someone's vomit), cut my knee up, lost my moms necklace and my license, and had to walk back to the hotel.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
im pretty sure you tried to fart so bad you accidently pissed your pants at my party.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
How does one take the "you're the best sex I've ever had but I'm marrying someone that's sub-par in the sack" mind fuck?
I pity the fool.
Thanks Mr T.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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