The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Stop being a whore!!! Everyone can see!!!!
you win again, gameday.
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
It's either gonna be a cock in my mouth or a burger. You decide which.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
Out of everyone here, the sober one caught the cat on fire.
The beer shits the day after completing the World Beer Tour at Epcot are just as epic as the tour itself.
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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