i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
I would make tea from her tampons just to see her tits
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
I tried doing a handstand in the middle of the bar and I ended up kicking this old guy in the face and broke his glasses. Thats how I got kicked out
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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