there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
Microwave minutes are longer than normal minutes.
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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On your way out, lock the front door. And by lock the front door, I mean find the door handle, reattach it, and then lock it.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I get off at the next exit which doesn't have a shoulder, a guy is riding my ass so I cant stop. I think I got as much puke on his car as on mine.
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
Can I write your parents a thank-you note for your huge dick?
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Sally, Your mom and my mom hooked up in college, we must uphold this tradition.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
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