How is your vagina???
Double booked
With your butt?
Totes, candlesticks and all
Yay!!
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
i made sure i dropped the whole "im a yoga teacher" bomb which basically roofies a guys sense of judgement and guarantees he will sleep with me.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
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I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
Amazon is not showing any promising results for penis tree toppers and I am genuinely surprised. Clearly this is a market that needs to be addressed.
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
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