This girl is very crazy
She's one of those compassionate ppl
So everything I said on this seemingly endless date offended her
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
There's a dead frog in my kitchen?
Yeah, you found him outside and decided to give him a bath with your roommates electric toothbrush.
The worst part is that you sang Air Supply songs to him as you did it. Poor guy died in the middle of "Making love out of nothing at all"
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I woke up to the bathroom door of steak n shake hitting me in the face at 4 in the morning...
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
You were so drunk you coat checked your shoe... Not even both of them. Just one shoe.
The awkward moment your booty call shows up to the Mexican restaurant and realizes you just picked burritos over pussy
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
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