dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
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I woke up to somebody tossing my salad... I should have drank more
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
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Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
This chick walked up to me in the bar and started making out with me, then grabbed my drink while I wasn't looking and walked off.
I told you that we shouldn't have sex. You said "its okay I already saw you pee" apparently that was convincing
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